When I say something inappropriate and don’t get a warning

whatshouldmuncallme:

I’m just like

veeasaurus:

The best elephant. <3
misssalvatore:

I need this. I need the phone first.
Reblog with your biases:

SNSD: YoonA
f(x): Amber
Infinite: who
B1A4: who
Miss A: who
Block B: ukwon
2AM: who
2PM: who
TVXQ: Micky
SHINee: ONEW
B2ST: GiKwang
2NE1: CL
4Minute: who
CNBlue: Yong Hwa/ Min Hyuk
FtIsland: Lee Hong Ki
SS501: Kim Hyun Joong
MBLAQ:  who
Big Bang:  TOP/ Daesung
Super Junior: Lee Tuk/ Eun Hyuk/ Dong Hae 
Wonder Girls: who
EXO-K: Se Hun/ Kai
EXO-M: Tao/ Lay
B.A.P: who
Teen Top: who 
ZE:A: who
Secret: who
KARA: who
T-ARA: who
After School: who
BtoB: who
Nu’est: who
UKISS: Soo Hyun/ Kevin

(Source: ku-hyun, via exopoop)

  • Kris:Translates all the comments for all the members while laughing and knowing he's a male god
  • Luhan:I do not look like I'm 12.9 years old....
  • Lay:I don't even eat Lay's potato chips
  • Tao:I don't even own Gucci...
  • Chen:I was saying girl not gull
  • Xiumin:I'M NOT A BUN OKAY I'M NOT
  • Baekhyun:FUCK YEAH I'M TAKING OVER THE BACON TAG
  • Chanyeol:Wait, I don't get it... I was saying Kris why are you guys putting Kreeeeees?
  • D.O.:O_________O
  • Sehun:Why are there GIFs of my crotch
  • Kai:No need to remind me, I know I'm a sex god
  • Suho:Shuts off the computer in case fangirls start jumping out of the computer screen at the members.
  • parents:who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
  • parents:this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
  • parents:don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
  • parents:why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
  • parents:you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
  • parents:moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
  • parents:what is dubulge?
  • parents:shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
  • parents:WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
  • parents:why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
  • parents:are they speaking chinese?
  • parents:are they gay?
  • parents:why does he have blue hair?
  • parents:so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
  • parents:they're all ugly.
  • parents:they're all prettier than you.
  • Friend:when I'm single, no one wants me
  • Friend:when I'm taken, everyone wants me
  • Me:no one ever wants me so lol
  • Greeting someone:AYYOOO WASSUUUP
  • Saying goodbye:GOODBYE BABY GOODBYE!
  • When eating:EVERYBODY RICE EAT
  • Apologizing:SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
  • Calling a cab:MR. TAXI TAXI TAXI
  • Getting excited:HIGH HIGH, I'M SO HIGH
  • When is starts raining:OH OH OH OH HURRICANE VENUS!
  • Encouraging someone:DO IT DO IT CHU~
  • Curios of something:OH I'M CURIOUS YEAH~
  • Laughing so hard:ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO
  • Shutting people up:SO SHUT UP BOY, SHUT UP SHUT UP
  • Getting a massage:FEELS GOOD FEELS GOOD
  • Threatening a person:YOU BETTER RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
  • Saying something romantic:CAN YOU FEEL MA HEARTBEAT
  • Choking:I CAN'T TAKE MY BREATH BREATH BREATH
  • Praising myself:NAEGA JEIL JAL NAGA
  • Calling a random dude:HEY KOGI KOGI MISTER
  • Confuse:GULL I CANT EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL
  • Try to comfort someone:BABY DON'T KEU-RAII TONIGHT
  • Your friend got message:YOU GOT A MESSEJI.
  • Someone breaking your heart:STOP STOP BREAKING MA HEART